This really happened. I saved this from a convo with a cute guy friend of mine. We're talking about my almost sister Libby. I'llleave this to you.
Williams: ok, just keep in mind this isnt going to come out the way i want it no matter what
Williams: here goes
Lilith: if you ask about my weight I'llkickyour face in
Williams: XD
Williams: no
Williams: i want to ask, do you think i should wait for libby to ask me out? because i dont want to deal with a "rachel situation" again. and i want to ask you out. but you told me she liked me first.
Lilith: I dun know. I'll wait for her to wake up and ask her
Williams: ok
Williams: cos i wont wait much longer than the end of steampunk
Lilith: mkay
Williams: actually, if she hadnt asked by then, i planned on asking you out. but waiting in the past has screwed me over. so i figured id skip the formalitys since your so understanding, and ask.
Lilith: ah
Williams: ^^;
Williams: that didnt come out right
Lilith: *raises eyebrow* Ya think?
Williams: if there was someone else id ask them, but your the only one whod understand.
Williams: and the only one id trust
Lilith: on a date? or about this situation?
Williams: this situation
Williams: you dont think im that shallow do you? =/
Lilith: I dun know. was ocnfusing
Williams: ok ill simplify it
Williams: i like you a lot, i still kinda like lib. i would ask you out right now, if you hadnt told me lib stil likes me and was going to ask me out. but my sence of selfrichisnis wont allow me to just ask you withought having concern for our frindship with libby and her feelings. since you told me she liked me first
Williams: make sence?
Williams: shit, that still came out wrong
Lilith: ...
Williams: thats not a good sighn =[
Lilith: uhm....foot in mouth much>
Williams: at least im honest?
Lilith: *facepalm* Is it sad that I wish you wern;t as bluntly honest as you are?
Williams: no, because i wish it too
Williams: but im not a skeamer like jordan. i dont line people up even when im in a relationship
Williams: *up when
Lilith: yes you are.
Williams: how am i?
Lilith: you have a fail safe girl already. If libby doesn't ask you; you date me?
Williams: thats not how it is
Lilith: sounds a liiiiittle sketchy
Williams: its tighing up a lose end
Williams: listen
Williams: the only reason im asking, is because i want to ask you out. you told me that libby would be pissed at you if we hang out
Lilith: she does like you. BUt you did hurt her. start off small; get her flowers
Williams: i just want to know her intentions so i can act acordingly
Williams: im not playing who hurt who games with her
Williams: and i want to get you flowers
Williams: i could have easily just let this go on til after con withought saying anything to you. im asking now because id rather firure it out sooner than later so theres more time to be spent together, if that makes sence at all
Williams: *figure
Lilith: not really. why didn't you wait and then ask me really romantically with flowers?
Lilith: women like surprises
Williams: because i dont want libby to be hurt or mad at you and me. and dont say any romantic stuff because i want to surprise you
Williams: goddamnt stop! lol
Lilith: *shakes head* I would date you....but you're kind of dense in the women sense department
Williams: ok, just keep in mind this isnt going to come out the way i want it no matter what
Williams: here goes
Lilith: if you ask about my weight I'llkickyour face in
Williams: XD
Williams: no
Williams: i want to ask, do you think i should wait for libby to ask me out? because i dont want to deal with a "rachel situation" again. and i want to ask you out. but you told me she liked me first.
Lilith: I dun know. I'll wait for her to wake up and ask her
Williams: ok
Williams: cos i wont wait much longer than the end of steampunk
Lilith: mkay
Williams: actually, if she hadnt asked by then, i planned on asking you out. but waiting in the past has screwed me over. so i figured id skip the formalitys since your so understanding, and ask.
Lilith: ah
Williams: ^^;
Williams: that didnt come out right
Lilith: *raises eyebrow* Ya think?
Williams: if there was someone else id ask them, but your the only one whod understand.
Williams: and the only one id trust
Lilith: on a date? or about this situation?
Williams: this situation
Williams: you dont think im that shallow do you? =/
Lilith: I dun know. was ocnfusing
Williams: ok ill simplify it
Williams: i like you a lot, i still kinda like lib. i would ask you out right now, if you hadnt told me lib stil likes me and was going to ask me out. but my sence of selfrichisnis wont allow me to just ask you withought having concern for our frindship with libby and her feelings. since you told me she liked me first
Williams: make sence?
Williams: shit, that still came out wrong
Lilith: ...
Williams: thats not a good sighn =[
Lilith: uhm....foot in mouth much>
Williams: at least im honest?
Lilith: *facepalm* Is it sad that I wish you wern;t as bluntly honest as you are?
Williams: no, because i wish it too
Williams: but im not a skeamer like jordan. i dont line people up even when im in a relationship
Williams: *up when
Lilith: yes you are.
Williams: how am i?
Lilith: you have a fail safe girl already. If libby doesn't ask you; you date me?
Williams: thats not how it is
Lilith: sounds a liiiiittle sketchy
Williams: its tighing up a lose end
Williams: listen
Williams: the only reason im asking, is because i want to ask you out. you told me that libby would be pissed at you if we hang out
Lilith: she does like you. BUt you did hurt her. start off small; get her flowers
Williams: i just want to know her intentions so i can act acordingly
Williams: im not playing who hurt who games with her
Williams: and i want to get you flowers
Williams: i could have easily just let this go on til after con withought saying anything to you. im asking now because id rather firure it out sooner than later so theres more time to be spent together, if that makes sence at all
Williams: *figure
Lilith: not really. why didn't you wait and then ask me really romantically with flowers?
Lilith: women like surprises
Williams: because i dont want libby to be hurt or mad at you and me. and dont say any romantic stuff because i want to surprise you
Williams: goddamnt stop! lol
Lilith: *shakes head* I would date you....but you're kind of dense in the women sense department