(( Continued. Thank you for the comments by the way, it's my first time writing like this and I'm happy to see it's entertaining to some people! ))
"HAVE AT YE!" roared Tsenre, running full tilt at the two gobons as Badger scampered after him. Unfortunately for Tsenre, wearing a long robe does not lend itself well to moving quickly. Tripping over his robes, Tsenre managed a rather unimpressive acrobatic feat in which he fell flat on his face while flinging his arcanum in the direction of the gobons. Badger mentally held up a card with the number 2 on it in his head.
"He's charging at us, Tom" Fred the gobon said quietly.
"Get your dagger out, Fred."
"What's he doing, Tom?"
"I think he's fall-" Tom attempted to remark, but was interrupted by a face full of spellbook.
The bubble blob burped cheerfully.
"BLAST YE INFERNAL DRESS!" yelled Tsenre, fighting with his robes in an attempt to stand up. After failing a balance check numerous times, Tsenre finally managed to stand up and strike a pose to intimidate the gobons, brandishing his wand. His robes were torn in the process, revealing his polish and ash stained clothing. "Now I've got ye! I'll conjerr up ye doom!" Tsenre shouted, reaching for his spellbook. Realizing that he no longer was in posession of said book, he frantically looked about and saw it lying next to the one of the gobons who had suddenly become prone for reasons unknown. "Hey, give me back my book ye goblins!"
"Tom? Tom? Are you okay?" Fred whined. Fred was never a very good gobon, he prefered to play in the flowers with the wolf cubs rather than steal things and try to kidnap children. Tom always knew what to do though, he was a great gobon. But Tom appeared to be knocked out by the sudden book.
"Tom, he's still coming! I don't know what to do! He's yelling about a dress!"
Tom continued to lie motionless. Fred knew he had to do something, or else the strange man would surely kill them both. Fred drew his dagger, and turned to face the man. Realizing that this may be the day he died, he braced himself for what might come next. Then he wondered what a goblin was, and why he was being called one.
"Master! Master!" Badger said breathlessly as he caught up to Tsenre.
"Wot?" Tsenre responded, momentarily caught unaware in the moment by the sudden badgering.
"Master! You're a mage, you can't just rush in there! They'll ventilate you!"
"They'll wot?"
"Stab you, master! Listen, you've still got your wand, just repeat after me! This is for a magic missile spell! Fara'hun Nihops!"
Tsenre pointed his wand at the gobons, and yelled "FEARABUN KNEEHOTS!
Badger's eye twitched as a rainbow shot out of Tsenre's wand.
Fred stood his ground over the fallen Tom, waiting for the inevitable. He faltered for a moment, as the man started talking to a badger that had come up next to him. Today was really starting to get to Fred. He glanced at the badger, then at his fallen companion, and then at the bubble blob. He briefly pondered the ecological significance of the blob, then turned his attention towards trying to wake up Tom. "Tom! Tom! Get up! I think he's raving mad! He's talking to a badger!" Fred turned to face the robed man, and saw a wand pointed back at him. "Tom! Come on!" Fred yelled, and then suddenly everything went purple.
"That wern't no magic missile badger!" Tsenre bellowed, shaking a few rainbow sparks from his wand.
"No, master, it wasn't." Badger sighed. "But I suppose it did the trick anyways, the other gobon isn't standing anymore."
Badger observed the damage caused by Tsenre. The gobon likely wasn't dead, but no one could withstand that much of a primary color and still be conscious. The surge of wild magic that resulted from Tsenre's mispronounciation had blasted the area in front of him with color, probably permanently.
"Ye mean I slew ye goblins?" Tsenre said quietly, quivering with excitement.
"Well..." Badger didn't have the heart to tell him the truth. He seemed so... joyful about the prospect of having killed gobons. "Yes. Yes I suppose you did."
"Hot diggity! I be a real adventurerin' mage!" Tsenre shouted, doing a fanciful jig that would have shamed even the royal jester.
"Master, we still have a problem."
"Wot be ye problem badger? No match for the goblinslayer wotever it is!"
Badger shifted to face the tree, and made an attempt to point out the now green blob near the gobons.
"The blob, master. It's a bubble blob, fairly weak but it can burn you badly if you get too close."
"Hah! I'll handle this!" Tsenre readied his wand again, and pointed it at the quivering blob.
Badger watched as he held this pose for the better part of a minute. The blob continued to quiver.
"Badger, be ye having any more spells?" Tsenre whispered.
Badger frowned, a remarkable feat for a badger. "Yes master, but make sure you pronounce this right. Fara'hun Icijin."
Tsenre grinned, and shouted "Fara'hun Icijin!"
A ray of frost shot towards the blob.
The bubble blob gurgled with delight. The gobons had finally stopped poking it, and now it was free to eat the grass it was so fond of. It bubbled with glee as it slowly moved across the ground, consuming the little green blades in it's acidic body. It sensed that the gobons were still nearby, but they didn't seem concerned with it anymore. It also sensed a man a little further out, but as a blob, it just wanted to eat. Suddenly, a surge of magic passed over the blob. It felt a little strange, but ultimately still like a blob. It began to quiver, as blobs like to do. Then things got really cold...
"Got ya, ye little bugger!" Tsenre shouted with delight. The blob had been hit with the ray, and had stopped moving. It appeared to be frozen. Tsenre rushed over and kicked the blob, shattering it into many pieces. "Yaahooo!" Tsenre bellowed.
"Well done, master! You've slain a relatively harmless bubble blob." pipped Badger.
"That I did, badger!"
Badger looked at Tsenre. That quip hadn't even been subtle, but went right over the old man's head. Badger worried about the future.
"You should loot the gobons and get your book back, master."
"Wot? Oh, yeah! The treasure!"
Tsenre grabbed the two daggers that the gobons had and stashed them in his torn robe, along with the now purple spellbook he had flung earlier. The gobons didn't appear to have much else on their person.
"These daggers be fetchin' a pretty price I bet! I bet ye they be gem studded or made of gold!"
"Master, gold tends to be yellowish in color."
"Could be magical gold, badger." Tsenre tapped the side of his head conspiratorly, knocking his hat off.
"Master, we should rest." Tsenre snatched at his fallen hat, and jammed it back on his head. "You've exerted yourself quite a bit casting those spells. I'm sure the city nearby has an inn or pub or something."
"Aye badger, heroes like me need our rest. Let us be off!"
"Fred?"
"Yes Tom?"
"Why are we purple, Fred?"
"I don't know, Tom."
"Where's our daggers, Fred?"
"Don't know, Tom. I think I'm gonna take a vacation, Tom."
"That sounds good, Fred."
The two gobons got up, and wandered unsteadily out of the training area.
(( tl:dr - Tsenre has acquired two mundane daggers, painted his spellbook purple, gave two gobons a makeover/headache, and managed to kill a single bubble blob. His badger familiar Badger still accompanies him. ))
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